diff --git a/content/_index.md b/content/_index.md
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@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 +++
-title = "🚨 hold up 🚨"
+title = "🚨 hol up 🚨"
 description = "taco's furry trash receptable [🔞]"
 type = "landing"
 +++
@@ -8,15 +8,15 @@ type = "landing"
 
 {{< figure src="/img/artwork/aeolus.sippy.rumwik.png" alt="A digital drawing of a green gryphon as they sip on a lemonade drink from a plastic cup. Artwork by Rumwik." caption="artwork by [rumwik](https://rumwik.tumblr.com/)" >}}
 
-have a bird to soothe you in these trying times.
+> have a bird to soothe you in these trying times.
+
 ### this website's content is indended for "mature audiences".
 #### that basically means you should be over 18. like, an adult.
 # are you _sure_ you want to continue?
 
-```
-🚨 content warning: furry, nsfw, adult themes, 18+ 🚨
-```
 
-## [✅ yes, i am an adult](home) | [🔞 no, i am a child](https://www.bluey.tv/)
+> 🚨 content warning: `furry`, `nsfw`, `green gryphons`, `adult themes`, `18+` 🔞 🚨
 
-don't say i didn't warn you!
+# [✅ yes, i am an adult](home) - [🔞 no, i am a child](https://www.bluey.tv/)
+
+don't say i didn't warn you! i *WILL* ignore your complaining ass.
diff --git a/content/home.md b/content/home.md
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@@ -5,14 +5,13 @@ description = "taco's furry trash receptable [18+]"
 
 helscome my wedsite.
 
-its not done.
+its not done. ( ' v ' )
 
 this page is best viewed using Nedscape 1.0
 or lower
 
-{{< figure src="/img/artwork/aeolus.pixelbird.stardew.png" alt="artwork by concernedape in stardew valley, edit by taco" caption="artwork by [concernedape](https://www.stardewvalley.net), edited by taco" >}}
+{{< figure src="/img/artwork/aeolus.pixelbird.stardew.png" alt="A pixel art rendition of a green bird, from Stardew Valley. Artwork by ConcernedApe, edited by taco." caption="artwork by [concernedape](https://www.stardewvalley.net), edited by taco" >}}
 
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