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 {{< figure src="/artwork/aeolus/guest/aeolus.sippy.rumwik.transparent.png" alt="A digital drawing of a green gryphon as they sip on a lemonade drink from a plastic cup. Artwork by Rumwik." caption="artwork by [rumwik](https://rumwik.tumblr.com/)" >}}
 
-> have a bird to soothe you in these trying times.
-
-### this website's content is indended for "mature audiences".
-#### that basically means you should be over 18. like, an adult.
-# are you _sure_ you want to continue?
-
-
-> 🚨 content warning: `furry`, `nsfw`, `green gryphons`, `adult themes`, `18+` 🔞 🚨
+> ### 🚨 content warning: 🚨
+>
+> `gay furry shit`, `nsfw stuff`, `green gryphons`, `adult themes`, `18+` 🔞
+> ### this website's content is indended for "mature audiences".
+> #### that basically means you should be over 18. like, an adult.
+> # are you _sure_ you want to continue?
 
 # [✅ yes, i am an adult](home) - [🔞 no, i am a child](https://www.bluey.tv/)
 
-don't say i didn't warn you! i *WILL* ignore your complaining ass.
+> don't say i didn't warn you! i *WILL* ignore your complaining ass.