From ba40b1cbb77dd992a40b183ba9fbfb0903fd637d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Daniel Alejandro Gallegos Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2024 17:18:23 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] fix: formatting changes for output and source file --- Cargo.lock | 46 +- Cargo.toml | 6 +- README.md | 15 +- src/main.rs | 7 +- src/sbemails.toml | 1673 +++++++++++++++++---------------------------- 5 files changed, 667 insertions(+), 1080 deletions(-) diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock index bc3504e..f8845ed 100644 --- a/Cargo.lock +++ b/Cargo.lock @@ -33,9 +33,9 @@ checksum = "f93e7192158dbcda357bdec5fb5788eebf8bbac027f3f33e719d29135ae84156" [[package]] name = "indexmap" -version = "2.1.0" +version = "2.5.0" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "d530e1a18b1cb4c484e6e34556a0d948706958449fca0cab753d649f2bce3d1f" +checksum = "68b900aa2f7301e21c36462b170ee99994de34dff39a4a6a528e80e7376d07e5" dependencies = [ "equivalent", "hashbrown", @@ -61,18 +61,18 @@ checksum = "5b40af805b3121feab8a3c29f04d8ad262fa8e0561883e7653e024ae4479e6de" [[package]] name = "proc-macro2" -version = "1.0.69" +version = "1.0.86" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "134c189feb4956b20f6f547d2cf727d4c0fe06722b20a0eec87ed445a97f92da" +checksum = "5e719e8df665df0d1c8fbfd238015744736151d4445ec0836b8e628aae103b77" dependencies = [ "unicode-ident", ] [[package]] name = "quote" -version = "1.0.33" +version = "1.0.37" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "5267fca4496028628a95160fc423a33e8b2e6af8a5302579e322e4b520293cae" +checksum = "b5b9d34b8991d19d98081b46eacdd8eb58c6f2b201139f7c5f643cc155a633af" dependencies = [ "proc-macro2", ] @@ -109,18 +109,18 @@ dependencies = [ [[package]] name = "serde" -version = "1.0.192" +version = "1.0.210" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "bca2a08484b285dcb282d0f67b26cadc0df8b19f8c12502c13d966bf9482f001" +checksum = "c8e3592472072e6e22e0a54d5904d9febf8508f65fb8552499a1abc7d1078c3a" dependencies = [ "serde_derive", ] [[package]] name = "serde_derive" -version = "1.0.192" +version = "1.0.210" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "d6c7207fbec9faa48073f3e3074cbe553af6ea512d7c21ba46e434e70ea9fbc1" +checksum = "243902eda00fad750862fc144cea25caca5e20d615af0a81bee94ca738f1df1f" dependencies = [ "proc-macro2", "quote", @@ -129,16 +129,16 @@ dependencies = [ [[package]] name = "serde_spanned" -version = "0.6.4" +version = "0.6.8" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "12022b835073e5b11e90a14f86838ceb1c8fb0325b72416845c487ac0fa95e80" +checksum = "87607cb1398ed59d48732e575a4c28a7a8ebf2454b964fe3f224f2afc07909e1" dependencies = [ "serde", ] [[package]] name = "strongbad_email" -version = "0.0.1" +version = "0.0.2" dependencies = [ "rand", "serde", @@ -147,9 +147,9 @@ dependencies = [ [[package]] name = "syn" -version = "2.0.39" +version = "2.0.79" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "23e78b90f2fcf45d3e842032ce32e3f2d1545ba6636271dcbf24fa306d87be7a" +checksum = "89132cd0bf050864e1d38dc3bbc07a0eb8e7530af26344d3d2bbbef83499f590" dependencies = [ "proc-macro2", "quote", @@ -158,9 +158,9 @@ dependencies = [ [[package]] name = "toml" -version = "0.8.8" +version = "0.8.19" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "a1a195ec8c9da26928f773888e0742ca3ca1040c6cd859c919c9f59c1954ab35" +checksum = "a1ed1f98e3fdc28d6d910e6737ae6ab1a93bf1985935a1193e68f93eeb68d24e" dependencies = [ "serde", "serde_spanned", @@ -170,18 +170,18 @@ dependencies = [ [[package]] name = "toml_datetime" -version = "0.6.5" +version = "0.6.8" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "3550f4e9685620ac18a50ed434eb3aec30db8ba93b0287467bca5826ea25baf1" +checksum = "0dd7358ecb8fc2f8d014bf86f6f638ce72ba252a2c3a2572f2a795f1d23efb41" dependencies = [ "serde", ] [[package]] name = "toml_edit" -version = "0.21.0" +version = "0.22.22" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "d34d383cd00a163b4a5b85053df514d45bc330f6de7737edfe0a93311d1eaa03" +checksum = "4ae48d6208a266e853d946088ed816055e556cc6028c5e8e2b84d9fa5dd7c7f5" dependencies = [ "indexmap", "serde", @@ -204,9 +204,9 @@ checksum = "9c8d87e72b64a3b4db28d11ce29237c246188f4f51057d65a7eab63b7987e423" [[package]] name = "winnow" -version = "0.5.19" +version = "0.6.20" source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index" -checksum = "829846f3e3db426d4cee4510841b71a8e58aa2a76b1132579487ae430ccd9c7b" +checksum = "36c1fec1a2bb5866f07c25f68c26e565c4c200aebb96d7e55710c19d3e8ac49b" dependencies = [ "memchr", ] diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml index 86594d9..02e2e72 100644 --- a/Cargo.toml +++ b/Cargo.toml @@ -1,11 +1,11 @@ [package] name = "strongbad_email" -version = "0.0.1" +version = "0.0.2" edition = "2021" # See more keys and their definitions at https://doc.rust-lang.org/cargo/reference/manifest.html [dependencies] rand = "0.8.5" -serde = { version = "1.0.192", features = ["derive"] } -toml = "0.8.8" +serde = { version = "1.0.210", features = ["derive"] } +toml = "0.8.19" diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index aeae7d5..0ebdba7 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -# strongbad_email +# strongbad_email 🦀 > strong bad underscore email dot exe. > @@ -6,7 +6,16 @@ > > _- Strong Bad, [sbemail #68: caper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBUP2jAPExU)_ -A CLI app that prints a random [Strong Bad Email](https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails), written in Rust. +A Rust based CLI app that prints a random [Strong Bad Email](https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails), written in blazingly fast powerful Rust. 🦀 + +## Features + +* Written in **Rust** +* Blazingly fast +* Uses the finest Rust libraries to decode the TOML file containing the sbemails +* Runs on your 386* + +(*not sure if it actually runs on a 386, probably not) ## Install @@ -23,7 +32,7 @@ strongbad_email ``` and you should be good to go. -## License +## License All of the text from the Strong Bad Emails are from the [Homestar Runner Wiki](http://www.hrwiki.org). diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs index e69c0c9..0b881a7 100644 --- a/src/main.rs +++ b/src/main.rs @@ -21,9 +21,6 @@ fn main() { toml::from_str(the_paper).expect("failed to deserialize sbemails.toml"); let mut random_number = thread_rng(); let sbemail = sbemails.emails.choose(&mut random_number).unwrap(); - println!("sbemail #{}: {}", sbemail.number, sbemail.title); - let sbemail_content = sbemail.content.split("\n"); - for part in sbemail_content { - println!("{}", part); - } + println!("sbemail #{}: {} \n", sbemail.number, sbemail.title); + println!("{}", sbemail.content); } diff --git a/src/sbemails.toml b/src/sbemails.toml index a0f678b..52b62d4 100644 --- a/src/sbemails.toml +++ b/src/sbemails.toml @@ -1,86 +1,71 @@ [[emails]] -number = 1 +number = 1 title = "some kinda robot" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? Sincerely, Abdi LaRue -San Diego, CA -""" +San Diego, CA""" [[emails]] -number = 2 +number = 2 title = "homsar" -content = """ -Hi Strong Bad, +content = """Hi Strong Bad, If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him? --Vinnie C. -""" +-Vinnie C.""" [[emails]] -number = 3 +number = 3 title = "butt IQ" -content = """ -Dear Mr Bad, +content = """Dear Mr Bad, How do you know if someone's butt is stupid? I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test? Crapfully yours, -Tyler -""" +Tyler""" [[emails]] -number = 4 +number = 4 title = "homestar hair" -content = """ -Homestar Hair -downloading... -""" +content = """Homestar Hair +downloading...""" [[emails]] -number = 5 +number = 5 title = "making out" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad.., +content = """Dear Strong Bad.., Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend won't... mostly because he's jealous of you. I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang, but nothing seems to work out. Please help me Strong Bad... -Kissless in Santa Rosa -""" +Kissless in Santa Rosa""" [[emails]] -number = 6 +number = 6 title = "depressio" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy , Your fan, Anthony -from South Gate CA -""" +from South Gate CA""" [[emails]] -number = 7 +number = 7 title = "halloweener" -content = """ -Dear Strongbad, +content = """Dear Strongbad, I want to have the bestest halloween costume ever this year. How can I make a strongbad costume? With crap, -Ben from Ohio University -""" +Ben from Ohio University""" [[emails]] -number = 8 +number = 8 title = "brianrietta" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous you are. I love the way you walk around without @@ -90,42 +75,34 @@ out sometime. Give me a call, Pom- Pom has my number. Hopefully yours, -Brian -""" +Brian""" [[emails]] -number = 9 +number = 9 title = "i love you" -content = """ -i love u --fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf -""" +content = """i love u +-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf""" [[emails]] -number = 10 +number = 10 title = "trevor the vampire" -content = """ -Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden +content = """Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a -vampire and -""" +vampire and""" [[emails]] -number = 11 +number = 11 title = "i rule" -content = """ -If you are so evil, how come you don't rule +content = """If you are so evil, how come you don't rule the world or at least some kind of field? -Mike, UK -""" +Mike, UK""" [[emails]] -number = 12 +number = 12 title = "credit card" -content = """ -Dear Mr. Bad +content = """Dear Mr. Bad We regret to inform you that your credit card has expired. To keep your account, we will need @@ -135,255 +112,213 @@ make the change. We promise we are real and not just trying to steal your money. John, and some other people -who aren't scam artists -""" +who aren't scam artists""" [[emails]] -number = 13 +number = 13 title = "i she be" -content = """ -hey my name is great looking girl strong bad! -i she be your girlfriend. -""" +content = """hey my name is great looking girl strong bad! +i she be your girlfriend.""" [[emails]] -number = 14 +number = 14 title = "duck pond" -content = """ -dear strong bad, +content = """dear strong bad, do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are your thoughts on this subject? your friend, -ron kiwi -""" +ron kiwi""" [[emails]] -number = 15 +number = 15 title = "the basics" -content = """ -Dear strong bad, +content = """Dear strong bad, how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's. With crap, -T.J. -""" +T.J.""" [[emails]] -number = 16 +number = 16 title = "band names" -content = """ -hey strong bad, +content = """hey strong bad, help us come up with a name for our band. i was thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first show tomorrow. you rule -- dan -""" +- dan""" [[emails]] -number = 17 +number = 17 title = "studying" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls me when I'm trying to study. What should I do? Crapfully yours, -Roy -""" +Roy""" [[emails]] -number = 18 +number = 18 title = "stand-up" -content = """ -dear strong bad, +content = """dear strong bad, ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any stand up comidic stuff? crapfully crappy, -joe p. -""" +joe p.""" [[emails]] -number = 19 +number = 19 title = "tape-leg" -content = """ -Dear strong bad, +content = """Dear strong bad, my brothers are always telling me that your legs are made of tape, is that true? --Nicolas -""" +-Nicolas""" [[emails]] -number = 20 +number = 20 title = "spring cleaning" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems like a nice guy to me. -Caitlyn -""" +Caitlyn""" [[emails]] -number = 21 +number = 21 title = "cartoon" -content = """ -dear mr bad +content = """dear mr bad make a cartoon with only u in it and then just u do the commentary crapful -geroge -""" +geroge""" [[emails]] -number = 22 +number = 22 title = "sb_email 22" -content = """ -Hi Strong Bad, +content = """Hi Strong Bad, I'm from England. What do you think of the English? Thank you, -Mark -""" +Mark""" [[emails]] -number = 23 +number = 23 title = "little animal" -content = """ -What would you do if a little animal came +content = """What would you do if a little animal came up to you. crapfully yours, -Ashley and Anthony -""" +Ashley and Anthony""" [[emails]] -number = 24 +number = 24 title = "the bird" -content = """ -DEAR STRONG BAD, +content = """DEAR STRONG BAD, IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON? VERY CRAPFULLY: -PHYLO D -""" +PHYLO D""" [[emails]] -number = 25 +number = 25 title = "super powers" -content = """ -Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your +content = """Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your forehead the source of all your super powers? Or is it merely decorative? -Aaron C. -""" +Aaron C.""" [[emails]] -number = 26 +number = 26 title = "CGNU" -content = """ -dear strong bad, +content = """dear strong bad, i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University, just like you. Please let me know how i can accomplish this goal. thank you. -Margo -""" +Margo""" [[emails]] -number = 27 +number = 27 title = "3 wishes" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, If you had three wishes, what would the second one be? Much Crap, Brandon Hofer Judson College -Elgin, IL -""" +Elgin, IL""" [[emails]] -number = 28 +number = 28 title = "1 step ahead" -content = """ -hello strong bad, +content = """hello strong bad, don't you think it would be funny if you glued strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be... alex -medford, nj -""" +medford, nj""" [[emails]] -number = 29 +number = 29 title = "superhero name" -content = """ -Dear Strong bad: +content = """Dear Strong bad: Why is it that your superhero name does not end in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc... Your friend -Stiny -""" +Stiny""" [[emails]] -number = 30 +number = 30 title = "12:00" -content = """ -Strong Bad, +content = """Strong Bad, My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you have any suggestions on how to fix it? Thankyou, -Cory Dewey-Smith -""" +Cory Dewey-Smith""" [[emails]] -number = 31 +number = 31 title = "sugarbob" -content = """ -DEAR STRONGBAD +content = """DEAR STRONGBAD MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN. SINCERELY YOUR JEALOUS FAN, -DANIEL -""" +DANIEL""" [[emails]] -number = 32 +number = 32 title = "flag day" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, Happy Flag Day! I bet you have a totally awesome flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us. Your pal, Pablo -Phoenix -""" +Phoenix""" [[emails]] -number = 33 +number = 33 title = "gimmicks" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Do you remember when you would answer emails and be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss @@ -392,105 +327,87 @@ those days. With a lot of crap, Mike W -Everett, MA -""" +Everett, MA""" [[emails]] -number = 34 +number = 34 title = "weird dream" -content = """ -what is the weirdest dream +content = """what is the weirdest dream you've ever had? --marie -""" +-marie""" [[emails]] -number = 35 +number = 35 title = "sisters" -content = """ -Strong Bad, +content = """Strong Bad, My sister and me think you are so cool. Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us. Yours, -Ali -""" +Ali""" [[emails]] -number = 36 +number = 36 title = "guitar" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad whats up? +content = """Hey Strong Bad whats up? Can you play the Guitar? Derek Highet -Northern California -""" +Northern California""" [[emails]] -number = 37 +number = 37 title = "dullard" -content = """ -Strong Bad, +content = """Strong Bad, How do I deal with the office dullard? -Jason -""" +Jason""" [[emails]] -number = 38 +number = 38 title = "helium" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, What do you sound like when you breathe helium? Shack -Whittier -""" +Whittier""" [[emails]] -number = 39 +number = 39 title = "property of ones" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you? Dan Waters -Dallas, TX -""" +Dallas, TX""" [[emails]] -number = 40 +number = 40 title = "vacation" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, You must be a very busy man. You should think about a vacation. Filled with crap, -BrothaCheese -""" +BrothaCheese""" [[emails]] -number = 41 +number = 41 title = "invisibility" -content = """ -strong bad, +content = """strong bad, what would you do if you were invisable for one day???? -sin studly17 -""" +sin studly17""" [[emails]] -number = 42 +number = 42 title = "action figure" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, If someone made a Strong Bad action figure, what kind of @@ -498,14 +415,12 @@ awesome stuff would it be able to do? Kyle Rechsteiner -San Mateo, CA -""" +San Mateo, CA""" [[emails]] -number = 43 +number = 43 title = "little questions" -content = """ -Dear, Strong Bad! +content = """Dear, Strong Bad! Here is some little questions: 1. Has you some time play football? 2. How did you seen out when you was a @@ -514,50 +429,42 @@ baby? seen out when you are wery old? Viklas -Sweden -""" +Sweden""" [[emails]] -number = 44 +number = 44 title = "lures & jigs" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, When you go fishing, do you use any sort of special lure or jig to attract the fishs? David Jacobus -Astoria, NY -""" +Astoria, NY""" [[emails]] -number = 45 +number = 45 title = "techno" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at +content = """Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at all? If you do, what kind. -Silent J -""" +Silent J""" [[emails]] -number = 46 +number = 46 title = "your friends" -content = """ -WASSUP! +content = """WASSUP! YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS. -ANDREW -""" +ANDREW""" [[emails]] -number = 47 +number = 47 title = "new hands" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, If you had both your hands removed at the wrists and could not have them replaced with prosthetic hands, what @@ -565,27 +472,23 @@ replaced with prosthetic hands, what with? - Ryan -Toronto -""" +Toronto""" [[emails]] -number = 48 +number = 48 title = "ghosts" -content = """ -Yo yo, Strong Bad! +content = """Yo yo, Strong Bad! Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia? Your Favorite Cowboys, Josh, John & Doug -Nashville, TN -""" +Nashville, TN""" [[emails]] -number = 49 +number = 49 title = "theme party" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, I am the president of a fraternity, and I was wondering if you would come @@ -595,26 +498,22 @@ awhile, until we can think of a good theme. Can you think of one? Thanks. Matt, -Rochester, NY -""" +Rochester, NY""" [[emails]] -number = 50 +number = 50 title = "50 emails" -content = """ -Email #1 +content = """Email #1 Dear strong bad, Can you please write a book about come-back jokes! Mike -Canada -""" +Canada""" [[emails]] -number = 51 +number = 51 title = "website" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad. +content = """Dear Strong Bad. I want to start a new website but I don't have any ideas of what to do for @@ -624,28 +523,24 @@ website. This website will be cool and I'll e-mail you when I'm done. Sincerely Yours: -James -""" +James""" [[emails]] -number = 52 +number = 52 title = "island" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, What would you do if you where stuck on an desert island with Homestar Runner? Yami Yugi -England -""" +England""" [[emails]] -number = 53 +number = 53 title = "comic" -content = """ -Can you make a comic about my friends? +content = """Can you make a comic about my friends? Tey are totally obsessed with you. Their names are Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer. I would really @@ -653,27 +548,23 @@ appriciate it. Thank You. -Brittany -""" +Brittany""" [[emails]] -number = 54 +number = 54 title = "morning routine" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad- +content = """Hey Strong Bad- Whats up? What is your morning routine? Mike S. -Gibsonia, Pa -""" +Gibsonia, Pa""" [[emails]] -number = 55 +number = 55 title = "cheat talk" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, I think the Cheat is the coolest thing ever, but why can't I @@ -682,51 +573,43 @@ Cheat to talk normal. Sincerely, -Cory, North Dakota -""" +Cory, North Dakota""" [[emails]] -number = 56 +number = 56 title = "current status" -content = """ -Hey man, +content = """Hey man, I was just wondering what your current status with the ladies is? Jordan Reynolds -New Hampshire -""" +New Hampshire""" [[emails]] -number = 57 +number = 57 title = "japanese cartoon" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, what would you look like as a japanese cartoon and what would it be about? --james f. -""" +-james f.""" [[emails]] -number = 58 +number = 58 title = "dragon" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, Can you draw a dragon? I want to see your skills of an artist. well, g2g, kaizer -CA -""" +CA""" [[emails]] -number = 59 +number = 59 title = "marzipan" -content = """ -Strong Bad, +content = """Strong Bad, So, if you're so good with the ladies, how come I never see you with any? The only female I've seen even near you is @@ -734,27 +617,23 @@ Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to like you very much. Ok, bye. -Emily C., Ohio -""" +Emily C., Ohio""" [[emails]] -number = 60 +number = 60 title = "huttah!" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, How come you never let The Cheat answer any emails? Lasko -Milwaukee, WI -""" +Milwaukee, WI""" [[emails]] -number = 61 +number = 61 title = "monster truck" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, Do you ever do TV commercials for Monster Truck Shows? I think you @@ -762,14 +641,12 @@ would be great for the voiceovers. Your devoted fans, -Stan and Loretta -""" +Stan and Loretta""" [[emails]] -number = 62 +number = 62 title = "interview" -content = """ -What's up with Homsar? I know he's +content = """What's up with Homsar? I know he's weird and all, but don't you think we deserve to know a bit more about him? I think you should do an interview so @@ -777,14 +654,12 @@ we can finally find out what his deal is. Kerrek -PA -""" +PA""" [[emails]] -number = 63 +number = 63 title = "fingers" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you add some fingers onto your boxing gloves so that people stop asking how you can type with @@ -795,14 +670,12 @@ or costume place. Yours, Lee Conrad -Edmonton, Alberta -""" +Edmonton, Alberta""" [[emails]] -number = 64 +number = 64 title = "english paper" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Right now I am putting off writing a paper for my English class. Can you write my Englilsh paper for me? I @@ -810,27 +683,23 @@ don't even care if it's good or not, I just don't want to do it. Kyle Smith, -Manhattan, Kansas -""" +Manhattan, Kansas""" [[emails]] -number = 65 +number = 65 title = "unused emails" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, I was wondering what you do with the emails that don't get showed on the weekly email. Dan Chase, -Aurora, Illinois -""" +Aurora, Illinois""" [[emails]] -number = 66 +number = 66 title = "the show" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, My friends and I are at a volleyball tounament and we were wondering how @@ -838,14 +707,12 @@ come homestar never does anything funny anymore? your friend, -Tori From VA, TX -""" +Tori From VA, TX""" [[emails]] -number = 67 +number = 67 title = "autobiography" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad! +content = """Hey Strong Bad! Have you ever considered writing a biography on your life? I think it would be a very cool idea since @@ -854,14 +721,12 @@ no one wants to read about a boring person, like Strong Sad, or anything like that. -Dan, PA -""" +Dan, PA""" [[emails]] -number = 68 +number = 68 title = "caper" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you and The Cheat pull a caper of some sort. It seems like @@ -869,116 +734,98 @@ there has been little cooperation between the two of you as of late. James -Detroit Mi -""" +Detroit Mi""" [[emails]] -number = 69 +number = 69 title = "personal favorites" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, You have done so many of these e-mails which one would you say is the best, or your personal favorite. Thanks, -HockeymanJ05 -""" +HockeymanJ05""" [[emails]] -number = 70 +number = 70 title = "big white face" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Why are you so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body? -Jen C from Millbrae , CA -""" +Jen C from Millbrae , CA""" [[emails]] -number = 71 +number = 71 title = "2 emails" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, I think that you should do more e-mails every week. Like two. Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun. -Jimmy, MN -""" +Jimmy, MN""" [[emails]] -number = 72 +number = 72 title = "crazy cartoon" -content = """ -Hi strong bad! +content = """Hi strong bad! I wanted to know what your craziest cartoon would be like. Please make a CRAZY cartoon. -Your awesome friend monkeydude -""" +Your awesome friend monkeydude""" [[emails]] -number = 73 +number = 73 title = "mascot" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering what CGNU's mascot is, and if they have any sports teams. Thanks for the info. -Ike -""" +Ike""" [[emails]] -number = 74 +number = 74 title = "privileges" -content = """ -Dear strongbad, +content = """Dear strongbad, did you ever think about letting the cheat have some other privaleges since he helps you so much. -from your friend crazyclemens -""" +from your friend crazyclemens""" [[emails]] -number = 75 +number = 75 title = "funny" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Respond to this E-Mail in the funniest way ever. -From Sam -""" +From Sam""" [[emails]] -number = 76 +number = 76 title = "sibbie" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, You rock! Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads? Will you make a song about me? -Sibbie. -""" +Sibbie.""" [[emails]] -number = 77 +number = 77 title = "suntan" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, I thought you looked cute as a Japanese cartoon with the blue hair @@ -989,88 +836,74 @@ heard that a nice tan really helps your muscles stand out. Meg, -KS -""" +KS""" [[emails]] -number = 78 +number = 78 title = "anything" -content = """ -hi Strong Bad, +content = """hi Strong Bad, have you ever made anything out of anything? bye -Dan from FL -""" +Dan from FL""" [[emails]] -number = 79 +number = 79 title = "the process" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, How long does it to answer an e-mail? Can you show me the prosess? -Em. -""" +Em.""" [[emails]] -number = 80 +number = 80 title = "stunt double" -content = """ -Hello Strong Bad, +content = """Hello Strong Bad, I'm a long time watcher first time writer. I was wondering if you ever use a stunt double. Your whatever, -Louis -""" +Louis""" [[emails]] -number = 81 +number = 81 title = "date" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Here's a question for ya. What do you think happens when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date? Dynomite -Boston, MA -""" +Boston, MA""" [[emails]] -number = 82 +number = 82 title = "impression" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Could you please do your impression of Strong Sad? Thanks, -Your friend -""" +Your friend""" [[emails]] -number = 83 +number = 83 title = "labor day" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering what you're doing for Labor Day. Your friend, Chrispy -Schenectady, NY -""" +Schenectady, NY""" [[emails]] -number = 84 +number = 84 title = "kids' book" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering if you have ever thought of a children's book, @@ -1078,14 +911,12 @@ what it was about, and what kind of words did you try to teach the kids. Your fan, -Steve Buttz -""" +Steve Buttz""" [[emails]] -number = 85 +number = 85 title = "2 years" -content = """ -Strong Bad, +content = """Strong Bad, I am going on a long trip and won't be able to check out "Homestar Runner's Website" for a long time. What do you @@ -1094,62 +925,52 @@ Strong Badia will be in the next 2 years? Your Main Man, -E. Fullmer -""" +E. Fullmer""" [[emails]] -number = 86 +number = 86 title = "no loafing" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad! +content = """Hey Strong Bad! Whatever happened to that "No Loafing" sign you used to have? -Ryan, CO -""" +Ryan, CO""" [[emails]] -number = 87 +number = 87 title = "mile" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Can you run a mile. -Seb -The Lodge, MN -""" +The Lodge, MN""" [[emails]] -number = 88 +number = 88 title = "couch patch" -content = """ -is there a story behiend the patch +content = """is there a story behiend the patch on the couch? if so, do tell! form, -your pal -""" +your pal""" [[emails]] -number = 89 +number = 89 title = "local news" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Does Strong Badia have its' own local news even? If so, I hope it's better than my local news. Sincerely, -Dan D. Tallahassee, FL -""" +Dan D. Tallahassee, FL""" [[emails]] -number = 90 +number = 90 title = "colonization" -content = """ -Hi Strong Bad! +content = """Hi Strong Bad! Do you celebrate thanksgiving normally? Or do you have special @@ -1159,55 +980,47 @@ about? From your Buddy, Shana Ma. -Los Angeles, CA -""" +Los Angeles, CA""" [[emails]] -number = 91 +number = 91 title = "caffeine" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, It must be really annoying living with someone as whiny as Strong Sad. Why don't you slip him some caffeine? Justin -Murfreesboro, TN -""" +Murfreesboro, TN""" [[emails]] -number = 92 +number = 92 title = "kind of cool" -content = """ -Hey strong bad, +content = """Hey strong bad, Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin what it would be like if you weren't the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that you are. Your devoted fan, -Jordan -""" +Jordan""" [[emails]] -number = 93 +number = 93 title = "army" -content = """ -Hey strong bad, +content = """Hey strong bad, Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin what it would be like if you weren't the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that you are. Your devoted fan, -Jordan -""" +Jordan""" [[emails]] -number = 94 +number = 94 title = "video games" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, I was just wondering what you would be like in a video game and what it @@ -1215,393 +1028,331 @@ would be like. From, Taylor R. -Queen Creek, AZ -""" +Queen Creek, AZ""" [[emails]] -number = 95 +number = 95 title = "the bet" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Do you ever go over to The King of Town's place for dinner? If so, what's it like? Chris -Ann Arbor, Michigan -""" +Ann Arbor, Michigan""" [[emails]] -number = 96 +number = 96 title = "lackey" -content = """ -Hey yo there Strong Bad! +content = """Hey yo there Strong Bad! I was wondering why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey. Did you save his life one time and now he has to repay you? Steve -Victoria, BC -""" +Victoria, BC""" [[emails]] -number = 97 +number = 97 title = "monument" -content = """ -Hey there Strong Bad! +content = """Hey there Strong Bad! I was thinking since so many people and ladies think you're SUPER COOL, why not build a monument to yourself for all to enjoy? Another fan, -Kaitlin G. -""" +Kaitlin G.""" [[emails]] -number = 98 +number = 98 title = "stupid stuff" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, I think you should make Homestar say stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious! Sincerely, -Kevin Grumbles -""" +Kevin Grumbles""" [[emails]] -number = 99 +number = 99 title = "different town" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, I just wondering, if you had a chance to make your town different, what would you do? Sincerley -Steven WV -""" +Steven WV""" [[emails]] -number = 100 +number = 100 title = "flashback" -content = """ -Hey there, Strong Bad! +content = """Hey there, Strong Bad! I was wondering. How long have you known Homestar? Is there some sort of flashback that could describe how and when you guys met? Your Fan, -Jon, NH -""" +Jon, NH""" [[emails]] -number = 101 +number = 101 title = "car" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Do you Have a car If you do what Kind of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt? From Kyle -in West Point , NY (Military Base) -""" +in West Point , NY (Military Base)""" [[emails]] -number = 102 +number = 102 title = "lunch special" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, Get Bubs to give out free luncch specials and I'll show you a hot girl. Sincerly, -Someone -""" +Someone""" [[emails]] -number = 103 +number = 103 title = "haircut" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Dude, who cuts your hair? It's sooo coull. I can't decide what to do with mine, any suggestions? Harry Earlenmacherg -Düsseldorf -""" +Düsseldorf""" [[emails]] -number = 104 +number = 104 title = "theme park" -content = """ -Dear strong bad, +content = """Dear strong bad, you are the coolest, any way onto buisness. i think that you should make your own theme park. crapfully crap, -Rafael FL. -""" +Rafael FL.""" [[emails]] -number = 105 +number = 105 title = "replacement" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever thought who will take your place when you retire? Your friend, -Jeffrey Desterhoft -""" +Jeffrey Desterhoft""" [[emails]] -number = 106 +number = 106 title = "dangeresque 3" -content = """ -hi there strong bad, +content = """hi there strong bad, i was just wondering, when is dangeresque 3 comeing out? yours truly, -john newell, on -""" +john newell, on""" [[emails]] -number = 107 +number = 107 title = "cheatday" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, what did you do for the Cheat's -birthday party -""" +birthday party""" [[emails]] -number = 108 +number = 108 title = "pom pom" -content = """ -Dear Strongbad, +content = """Dear Strongbad, What would happen if you poked Pom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I haven't seen him around in a while? Kevin -OH -""" +OH""" [[emails]] -number = 109 +number = 109 title = "crying" -content = """ -YO Yo Strongbad, +content = """YO Yo Strongbad, Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you have ever made homestar cry. -DJ Solerous Australia -""" +DJ Solerous Australia""" [[emails]] -number = 110 +number = 110 title = "for kids" -content = """ -Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad, +content = """Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad, I've been wondering if you ever thought of making your own television series? Kids everywhere would love you, and your awesomeness. -Allison , NJ -""" +Allison , NJ""" [[emails]] -number = 111 +number = 111 title = "other days" -content = """ -dear strong bad, +content = """dear strong bad, what do you do on all the other days of the week? sincerely, -brian holmes CA -""" +brian holmes CA""" [[emails]] -number = 112 +number = 112 title = "old comics" -content = """ -hey SB, +content = """hey SB, why does the king of town have a poopsmith? your friend, zack -west islip, NY -""" +west islip, NY""" [[emails]] -number = 113 +number = 113 title = "pizzaz" -content = """ -Hey Strong Bad, +content = """Hey Strong Bad, I'd like to know...what is the secret to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool? peace out dawg foo gangsta yo -Ryan N. -""" +Ryan N.""" [[emails]] -number = 114 +number = 114 title = "the facts" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, I was just wondering, why doesn't Strong Mad have his own cartoon? Your fan, -Jess G. OH -""" +Jess G. OH""" [[emails]] -number = 115 +number = 115 title = "time capsule" -content = """ -dear STRONG bad, +content = """dear STRONG bad, you are extremely awesome but how are you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre dead? why not make a time capsule of stuff filled with stuff about you to be opened in at least X0 years. please answer this, -sam concord california -""" +sam concord california""" [[emails]] -number = 116 +number = 116 title = "extra plug" -content = """ -Dear S to the B, +content = """Dear S to the B, I noticed that you always have an extra plug socket open under your desk. Isn't there something cool you could plug in there? Simcity, -Justin Corcoran, MASS -""" +Justin Corcoran, MASS""" [[emails]] -number = 117 +number = 117 title = "montage" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you creat a montage? Steve -Surf City, NJ -""" +Surf City, NJ""" [[emails]] -number = 118 +number = 118 title = "virus" -content = """ -ert+ +content = """ert+ y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh Strong ba15456`-------++++++gf -+++++-//==========/*8901ikg -""" ++++++-//==========/*8901ikg""" [[emails]] -number = 119 +number = 119 title = "animal" -content = """ -subject: made up animal +content = """subject: made up animal Dear Strong Bad, What would you like as if you were your own made up animal Sincerely, -Spud Jr. -""" +Spud Jr.""" [[emails]] -number = 120 +number = 120 title = "radio" -content = """ -subject: radio +content = """subject: radio Dear Strong Bad, My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give them any pointers on what they can say/do on their show? bowing to you -Fraser, Scotland -""" +Fraser, Scotland""" [[emails]] -number = 121 +number = 121 title = "part-time job" -content = """ -subject: besides.. +content = """subject: besides.. Dear Strongbad, Do you do anything besides checking emails? -Sincerely, Hunter -""" +Sincerely, Hunter""" [[emails]] -number = 122 +number = 122 title = "dreamail" -content = """ -subject: Perfect email +content = """subject: Perfect email Hey StrongBad I was just wondering: what do you look for in an email? Another words, describe that dream email that you would like to recieve one day. With lots of anticipation, -Danny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL -""" +Danny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL""" [[emails]] -number = 123 +number = 123 title = "origins" -content = """ -subject: a sticky question... +content = """subject: a sticky question... Dear Strong bad, I have recently been wondering about the origin of the stick. Has it always been a good place for hanging out and making rendezvous? -Luke, Eau Claire, WI -""" +Luke, Eau Claire, WI""" [[emails]] -number = 124 +number = 124 title = "secret recipes" -content = """ -subject: family recipes +content = """subject: family recipes Dear Strong Bad, When we grow up we want to be chefs. We wanted to know if you had any secret family recipes that you would want to share with us so....we can make them! --Melissa and Hillary (from NJ) -""" +-Melissa and Hillary (from NJ)""" [[emails]] -number = 125 +number = 125 title = "rock opera" -content = """ -subject: rock opera +content = """subject: rock opera Strong Bad, I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You @@ -1609,14 +1360,12 @@ simply owe it to society. What should it be about? That's up to you. Best Wishes, Anonymous Contributor -Gambier, OH -""" +Gambier, OH""" [[emails]] -number = 126 +number = 126 title = "best thing" -content = """ -subject: What's the best... +content = """subject: What's the best... Dear Strong Bad, How you doin'? I have three quick questions... @@ -1625,14 +1374,12 @@ How you doin'? I have three quick questions... 3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten? Later, -Albin J. (from Maryland) -""" +Albin J. (from Maryland)""" [[emails]] -number = 127 +number = 127 title = "long pants" -content = """ -subject: Homestar's pants +content = """subject: Homestar's pants Dear Strongbad, Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of @@ -1641,39 +1388,33 @@ Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants! Tootles! -Clancy -""" +Clancy""" [[emails]] -number = 128 +number = 128 title = "rampage" -content = """ -subject: Overdue rampage +content = """subject: Overdue rampage Der Ong-stray Ad-bay, I thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a rampage. -Sincerely Peter, -""" +Sincerely Peter,""" [[emails]] -number = 129 +number = 129 title = "garage sale" -content = """ -subject: garage sale=money! +content = """subject: garage sale=money! hey strong bad! I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean think of all da things you could get with all that money... -cat (yeah that's my real name) -""" +cat (yeah that's my real name)""" [[emails]] -number = 130 +number = 130 title = "do over" -content = """ -subject: Just wondering... +content = """subject: Just wondering... Dear Strongbad, What would you do different, if you could do it all over @@ -1681,456 +1422,386 @@ again? Crapfully yours, Richie Z -Can-A-Duh -""" +Can-A-Duh""" [[emails]] -number = 131 +number = 131 title = "boring (really)" -content = """ -subject: bored... +content = """subject: bored... Dear Strongbad, Does it ever get boring where you live? Right now I am bored out of my mind. With lots of crap, -Callie, Lake Jackson, TX -""" +Callie, Lake Jackson, TX""" [[emails]] -number = 132 +number = 132 title = "modeling" -content = """ -subject: modeling +content = """subject: modeling dear STRONG BAD!!!!! i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever considered doing some modeling? Yours truuly, -Meghan, Albuquerque -""" +Meghan, Albuquerque""" [[emails]] -number = 133 +number = 133 title = "bottom 10" -content = """ -subject: Bottom 10 +content = """subject: Bottom 10 To Weak Bad What is your bottom 10? -From someone stronger than you -""" +From someone stronger than you""" [[emails]] -number = 134 +number = 134 title = "record book" -content = """ -subject: records +content = """subject: records dear strong bad, i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so, what for? -nathan, tx -""" +nathan, tx""" [[emails]] -number = 135 +number = 135 title = "lady...ing" -content = """ -subject: Ladies... +content = """subject: Ladies... Dear Strongest of the Bads, We are two desperate losers who could never get any ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us any tips on lady...ing. Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever, -Lorenzo and Fillbert -""" +Lorenzo and Fillbert""" [[emails]] -number = 136 +number = 136 title = "geddup noise" -content = """ -subject: question +content = """subject: question What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it was cool. -Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ -""" +Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ""" [[emails]] -number = 137 +number = 137 title = "bedtime story" -content = """ -subject: Bed-time Stories +content = """subject: Bed-time Stories Hello Strong Bad, I can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering, you know, if you would tell me a bedtime story. Good Night. - Justin Wagley -Keller, TX -""" +Keller, TX""" [[emails]] -number = 138 +number = 138 title = "space program" -content = """ -subject: space program +content = """subject: space program Dear Strongbad, Does Strongbadia have a space program? Doo doo crap, Ryan -Raleigh, NC -""" +Raleigh, NC""" [[emails]] -number = 139 +number = 139 title = "portrait" -content = """ -subject: portrait +content = """subject: portrait Dear Strong Bad- I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody paint a portrait of your greatness. guess what, it's- Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio) -Texas -""" +Texas""" [[emails]] -number = 140 +number = 140 title = "high school" -content = """ -Subject: high school +content = """Subject: high school Hey Strong bad! What were you like during highschool? Sincerely, -Patrick Cowiche WA -""" +Patrick Cowiche WA""" [[emails]] -number = 141 +number = 141 title = "death metal" -content = """ -subject: death metal +content = """subject: death metal Dear Strong Bad, I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs? Dane -Corvallis, OR -""" +Corvallis, OR""" [[emails]] -number = 142 +number = 142 title = "secret identity" -content = """ -subject: none +content = """subject: none Dear Strongbad, Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have. Chris -Laramie, Wy -""" +Laramie, Wy""" [[emails]] -number = 143 +number = 143 title = "technology" -content = """ -subject: little help, please +content = """subject: little help, please Dear Strong Bad; I'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I could use for my new classes. Thanks. Jay -Oswego NY -""" +Oswego NY""" [[emails]] -number = 144 +number = 144 title = "narrator" -content = """ -subject: narration +content = """subject: narration Have you ever been the narrator for a movie? -Grant Gossman from Minnesota. -""" +Grant Gossman from Minnesota.""" [[emails]] -number = 145 +number = 145 title = "myths & legends" -content = """ -subject: Hey Strongbad! +content = """subject: Hey Strongbad! Hey Strongbad, Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends? Cephas -Cornwall, CA -""" +Cornwall, CA""" [[emails]] -number = 146 +number = 146 title = "pop-up" -content = """ -subject: dream book +content = """subject: dream book Dear Strong Bad, I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad pop-up book. It was the book of my dreams. Kat -Spokane, Wash. -""" +Spokane, Wash.""" [[emails]] -number = 147 +number = 147 title = "lady fan" -content = """ -subject: extra cool +content = """subject: extra cool Dear Strong Bad, My new lady fan does not like you so much. Should I just call it quits now or can you do something extra special cool to impress her? Buck Webb -Houston, Tejas -""" +Houston, Tejas""" [[emails]] -number = 148 +number = 148 title = "disconnected" -content = """ -subject: sb!!!! +content = """subject: sb!!!! Dear Strong Bad, If your head got disconnected and your head was rolling all over the place and you didn't even know were your body is or your head, what would you do? -Jenny -""" +Jenny""" [[emails]] -number = 149 +number = 149 title = "candy product" -content = """ -subject: Candy +content = """subject: Candy Dear Strongbad I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product... or food thing... to sell.............. -From somone thats not homestarrunnner -""" +From somone thats not homestarrunnner""" [[emails]] -number = 150 +number = 150 title = "alternate universe" -content = """ -subject: alternate univer$e +content = """subject: alternate univer$e Dear Strong Bad, Got some ?'s for you: 1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars? 2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in an alternate universe somehow? -Jody (not a girl), TX -""" +Jody (not a girl), TX""" [[emails]] -number = 151 +number = 151 title = "senior prom" -content = """ -subject: prom +content = """subject: prom Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom. If so, what was it like? -Matt M. WA -""" +Matt M. WA""" [[emails]] -number = 152 +number = 152 title = "isp" -content = """ -subject: ISP +content = """subject: ISP Dear Strong Bad, Since you answer emails, you must have some sort of internet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in Strong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive? Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world, -Gary, UK -""" +Gary, UK""" [[emails]] -number = 153 +number = 153 title = "redesign" -content = """ -subject: keeping life exciting +content = """subject: keeping life exciting dear strong bad, dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue paint. -jamie ericson canada -""" +jamie ericson canada""" [[emails]] -number = 154 +number = 154 title = "keep cool" -content = """ -subject: Oh man,,, +content = """subject: Oh man,,, How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over here. What do you do to keep cool? Tom B -Sunnyvale, CA -""" +Sunnyvale, CA""" [[emails]] -number = 155 +number = 155 title = "theme song" -content = """ -subject: theme song +content = """subject: theme song Dear Super Bad, It bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song. If it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole lot cooler. Jonathan Shaheen -Ontario, Canada -""" +Ontario, Canada""" [[emails]] -number = 156 +number = 156 title = "road trip" -content = """ -subject: road trip +content = """subject: road trip Dear Fatty bad, Do you ever go on road trips with your gang? -That guy, from that place -""" +That guy, from that place""" [[emails]] -number = 157 +number = 157 title = "trading cards" -content = """ -subject: Trading Stong-gum +content = """subject: Trading Stong-gum Hey Strongbad- You should have trading cards...With a stick of gum in them. Nerdly yours, Daniel, -N.S. CANADA -""" +N.S. CANADA""" [[emails]] -number = 158 +number = 158 title = "cliffhangers" -content = """ -subject: cliffhangers +content = """subject: cliffhangers Dear Strong Bad, Resolve all the cliffhangers please. Thanks, -Jake -""" +Jake""" [[emails]] -number = 159 +number = 159 title = "retirement" -content = """ -dearest strong bad +content = """dearest strong bad do you remember the email that you deleted the hardest sincerly josh -oakland -""" +oakland """ [[emails]] -number = 160 +number = 160 title = "coloring" -content = """ -subject: bad crayon namers +content = """subject: bad crayon namers Dear awesome, have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...??? -much love Ter -Andover,MN -""" +Andover,MN""" [[emails]] -number = 161 +number = 161 title = "4 branches" -content = """ -subject: stupidest +content = """subject: stupidest Hey Strong Bad I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? ur biggest fan -Spanky elgrondo N.Y. -""" +Spanky elgrondo N.Y.""" [[emails]] -number = 162 +number = 162 title = "the chair" -content = """ -subject: the chair. +content = """subject: the chair. D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, -Keith, PA -""" +Keith, PA""" [[emails]] -number = 163 +number = 163 title = "what i want" -content = """ -subject: decemberween +content = """subject: decemberween Dear Strongbad, What do you want for Decemberween? your holiday spirit Talon Jendro -Des Moines, IA -""" +Des Moines, IA""" [[emails]] -number = 164 +number = 164 title = "looking old" -content = """ -subject: looking old? +content = """subject: looking old? Dear Strongbad, You really do look old, how old are you anyways? Your faithful fan, -Andy Hsiao, Taiwan -""" +Andy Hsiao, Taiwan""" [[emails]] -number = 165 +number = 165 title = "strong badathlon" -content = """ -subject: the cheat +content = """subject: the cheat Strong bad, For a long time i've been wondering.... How far can you @@ -2138,76 +1809,64 @@ throw the cheat? If you don't want to do that, could you beat the crud out of homestar for no reason? Lewis Rudkin -Essex, England. -""" +Essex, England.""" [[emails]] -number = 166 +number = 166 title = "unnatural" -content = """ -subject: storms +content = """subject: storms Hey Strongbad, 'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia -ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff? -""" +ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?""" [[emails]] -number = 167 +number = 167 title = "the movies" -content = """ -subject: movie +content = """subject: movie Dear Strong Bad, I was at the movies last night and this little girl behind me wouldn't shut up! has that ever happened to you? Cooper -Franklin TN. -""" +Franklin TN.""" [[emails]] -number = 168 +number = 168 title = "your funeral" -content = """ -subject: funeral +content = """subject: funeral Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad, What do you think your funeral would be like? Sincerely Yours, -Bibendum -""" +Bibendum""" [[emails]] -number = 169 +number = 169 title = "from work" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, If you could have any job in the whole world, regardless of how much it pays, what would you have? -From The Nitwon -""" +From The Nitwon """ [[emails]] -number = 170 +number = 170 title = "rough copy" -content = """ -subject: comics +content = """subject: comics Dear Strongbad, I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat. But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested. --Malinko- -""" +-Malinko-""" [[emails]] -number = 171 +number = 171 title = "underlings" -content = """ -subject: Handling Smelly Underling? +content = """subject: Handling Smelly Underling? Dear Strong Bad, I am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one @@ -2217,14 +1876,12 @@ the best way to go about this? I wish to do this with some tact & professionalism. Sincerely, PlasticDiverGuy -Dartmouth, Nova Scotia -""" +Dartmouth, Nova Scotia""" [[emails]] -number = 172 +number = 172 title = "more armies" -content = """ -subject: Strong Badia's Army +content = """subject: Strong Badia's Army Mr Strong Bad I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army. @@ -2232,316 +1889,268 @@ Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information that could assist. Yours, Paul, Perth -Western Australia -""" +Western Australia""" [[emails]] -number = 173 +number = 173 title = "the paper" -content = """ -subject: The Paper... +content = """subject: The Paper... Dear Strongbad, Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best moment that you had with the paper? Thank You Kyle Williams -North Ogden, Utah -""" +North Ogden, Utah""" [[emails]] -number = 174 +number = 174 title = "mini-golf" -content = """ -subject: miniature golf course +content = """subject: miniature golf course Helllooooooo Strongbad, I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia had a miniature golf course. Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon, -Somebody noone cares about in IA -""" +Somebody noone cares about in IA""" [[emails]] -number = 175 +number = 175 title = "concert" -content = """ -subject: concert +content = """subject: concert Hey Strong Bad, Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type of concert was it? Your Dragon, -Trogdor *smiley face* -""" +Trogdor *smiley face*""" [[emails]] -number = 176 +number = 176 title = "hygiene" -content = """ -subject: hygiene movie +content = """subject: hygiene movie Dear Strongbad, In 5th grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie. I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version. Your friend, -John Katulla -""" +John Katulla""" [[emails]] -number = 177 +number = 177 title = "original" -content = """ -subject: Another Actor +content = """subject: Another Actor Hails and Horns Strong Bad ,\\m/ Have you ever been watching your favorite shows and sequels, and suddenly realized that your favorite character has been unscrupulously replaced with another actor? Nicholas & Antonio -Lansing, Michigan -""" +Lansing, Michigan""" [[emails]] -number = 178 +number = 178 title = "bike thief" -content = """ -subject: bike thieves +content = """subject: bike thieves Hey Strong Bad, I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike? Virginia -MI -""" +MI""" [[emails]] -number = 179 +number = 179 title = "pizza joint" -content = """ -subject: sbemails!! +content = """subject: sbemails!! Hey there Strong Bad, As a typical college girl I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...you know, if me and my girls wanted to come hang out sometime. Hopeful in Pennsylvania, -Daphne -""" +Daphne""" [[emails]] -number = 180 +number = 180 title = "slumber party" -content = """ -subject: slumber parties +content = """subject: slumber parties Dear Strong Bad, I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber parties should one attend or ignore? Sincerely, -Thomas O. from NY -""" +Thomas O. from NY""" [[emails]] -number = 181 +number = 181 title = "web comics" -content = """ -subject: story ideas +content = """subject: story ideas Hey Strong Bad, Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions for us. Thanks a lot Gunkiller -Standing right behind you -""" +Standing right behind you""" [[emails]] -number = 182 +number = 182 title = "business trip" -content = """ -subject: have you ever? PLEASE!! +content = """subject: have you ever? PLEASE!! Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or something serious? think about it. --ROXY~VA -""" +-ROXY~VA""" [[emails]] -number = 183 +number = 183 title = "yes, wrestling" -content = """ -subject: none +content = """subject: none Dear awesome Strong Bad. Could you please show us some of your awesome wrestling moves. Gardenboy -Bfn SA -""" +Bfn SA""" [[emails]] -number = 184 +number = 184 title = "diorama" -content = """ -subject: Diorama +content = """subject: Diorama Hey Strong Bad, I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year. I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle School Appropriate", or whatever. Got any tips? Molly T. -Charlotte, N.C. -""" +Charlotte, N.C.""" [[emails]] -number = 185 +number = 185 title = "nightlife" -content = """ -subject: strong bad email +content = """subject: strong bad email Hey mr S to the B I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia? What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to check out? Somekindaguy -Josh CO -""" +Josh CO""" [[emails]] -number = 186 +number = 186 title = "environment" -content = """ -subject: high time +content = """subject: high time Dear Strong Bad, We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to help the environment. This is your planet too, you know. Lyd and Jules, -ID and MO, respectively -""" +ID and MO, respectively""" [[emails]] -number = 187 +number = 187 title = "winter pool" -content = """ -subject: drained pool +content = """subject: drained pool Dear Strong Bad, What do you do with the pool during the winter? Do you drain it and use it for skateboarding or something? --J.Hazard, IN -""" +-J.Hazard, IN""" [[emails]] -number = 188 +number = 188 title = "fan club" -content = """ -subject: Sbemail Fan Club? +content = """subject: Sbemail Fan Club? Does your e-mail show have it''s own fan club? Whose the president of it? And what do they do? Best regards, -David, Northern Ireland. -""" +David, Northern Ireland.""" [[emails]] -number = 189 +number = 189 title = "pet show" -content = """ -subject:pet show +content = """subject:pet show Haihai Strong Bad Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show? Have fun, -Sarah, QLD -""" +Sarah, QLD""" [[emails]] -number = 190 +number = 190 title = "licensed" -content = """ -subject: famous +content = """subject: famous Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now, but why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong Bad in my day, come on man help me out! From yours truly -Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving -""" +Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving""" [[emails]] -number = 191 +number = 191 title = "buried" -content = """ -subject: Ancient Ruins? +content = """subject: Ancient Ruins? Dear Strong Bad, Do you know whether or not there are ancient ruins buried deep under Strong Badia? Thanks, -Paul M. Pasquella -""" +Paul M. Pasquella""" [[emails]] -number = 192 +number = 192 title = "shapeshifter" -content = """ -subject: email +content = """subject: email Dear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waht would you turn into? -From Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Washington -""" +From Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Washington""" [[emails]] -number = 193 +number = 193 title = "rated" -content = """ -subject: Fav Movie? +content = """subject: Fav Movie? Dear Strong Bad, What is your favorite movie, and why? And where, if applicable. Sincerely -L. Eftformat -""" +L. Eftformat""" [[emails]] -number = 194 +number = 194 title = "specially marked" -content = """ -subject: cerial box toys +content = """subject: cerial box toys Hey ho, Strongbad. What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked cerial boxes? PB -Over the hills -""" +Over the hills""" [[emails]] -number = 195 +number = 195 title = "love poems" -content = """ -subject: love poem +content = """subject: love poem Dear Mr. Strong [Bad], I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak. Will you help me write a love poem? Sincerely, -Just Another Hopeless Romantic -""" +Just Another Hopeless Romantic""" [[emails]] -number = 196 +number = 196 title = "hiding" -content = """ -subject: hide n seek +content = """subject: hide n seek Dear Dude, What is your awesome hiding place whenever you play @@ -2549,167 +2158,139 @@ hide n' seek. I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and noone can find you right. Awesomely Yours, Dude 1 -Scarlet, MO -""" +Scarlet, MO""" [[emails]] -number = 197 +number = 197 title = "your edge" -content = """ -subject: a little concerned +content = """subject: a little concerned Hey Strongbad- I'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge. I heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in a while. Yours, etc -Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA -""" +Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA""" [[emails]] -number = 198 +number = 198 title = "magic trick" -content = """ -subject: Srongbad email +content = """subject: Srongbad email Hey. I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do a magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some day. Her are a tips to you: Take homestar runner in a box and take a saw and saw him. -From Agnes in sweden! -""" +From Agnes in sweden!""" [[emails]] -number = 199 +number = 199 title = "being mean" -content = """ -subject: being nice +content = """subject: being nice Dear Strong Bad, I know you think being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the best choice. Thanks! --Nice Dad -""" +-Nice Dad""" [[emails]] -number = 200 +number = 200 title = "email thunder" -content = """ -subject: college girls? +content = """subject: college girls? Dear Homestar, Me and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool. All the college dorm girls at MO Hannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber, -and all the rest of use -""" +and all the rest of use""" [[emails]] -number = 201 +number = 201 title = "hremail 3184" -content = """ -subject: coolness +content = """subject: coolness Dear Strong Bad, What was the coolest explosion you ever saw? From, Kelly -USA -""" +USA""" [[emails]] -number = 202 +number = 202 title = "imaginary" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, my brother had a friend over today and he drove me crazy!! What should I do about it? -Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI -""" +Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI """ [[emails]] -number = 203 +number = 203 title = "independent" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film festival? -=Evil Gif=- -Phoenix, Arizona -""" +Phoenix, Arizona """ [[emails]] -number = 204 +number = 204 title = "dictionary" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, You are the superest, awesomest guy ever. That makes you sawesome. Do you have a Strong Badian dictionary fo your own words? Sincerely Yours, -Costrick -""" +Costrick """ [[emails]] -number = 205 +number = 205 title = "videography" -content = """ -To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad) +content = """To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad) I'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could you use all your skills and powers and take on such a task? I want it to look real nice. Robert McSwain Video Media Technologist -ITS Department -""" +ITS Department """ [[emails]] -number = 206 +number = 206 title = "sbemail 206" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, Do you enloy reasing? I do two! How 'bou? --The Tawdry Man -""" +-The Tawdry Man """ [[emails]] -number = 207 +number = 207 title = "too cool" -content = """ -Dear SB, +content = """Dear SB, Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the Characters section? Is he too cool to be on camera? Woefully yours, -Kristian WithaK -""" +Kristian WithaK """ [[emails]] -number = 208 +number = 208 title = "the next april fools thing" -content = """ -Dear Strong Bad, +content = """Dear Strong Bad, what do you do to keep up your personal motivation and inspiration? -Sincerely, Mollie B. -""" +Sincerely, Mollie B. """ [[emails]] -number = 209 +number = 209 title = "parenting" -content = """ -S to the Bad, +content = """S to the Bad, I'm about to become a Dad but I don't know the first thing about raising a kid. Do you have any tips or suggestions on how best to care for a baby? Mike -Riverview, FL -""" - +Riverview, FL """