From e7bdc9c8a3bec559f42da09f83bfb5f7222aff3e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Daniel Alejandro Gallegos Date: Sun, 12 Nov 2023 19:20:18 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] feat: add all sbemail content --- LICENSE | 19 + README.md | 13 + src/main.rs | 2 + src/sbemails.toml | 2087 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 4 files changed, 2121 insertions(+) create mode 100644 LICENSE create mode 100644 README.md diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b3f21e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +Copyright (c) 2023 Daniel Alejandro Gallegos + +Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy +of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal +in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights +to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell +copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is +furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: + +The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all +copies or substantial portions of the Software. + +THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR +IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, +FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE +AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER +LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, +OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE +SOFTWARE. diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..907e1f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +# strongbad_email + +A CLI app that prints a random [Strong Bad Email](http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad_Email), written in Rust. + + + +## License + +All of the text from the Strong Bad Emails are from the [Homestar Runner Wiki](http://www.hrwiki.org). + +All of the Strong Bad Emails are from [Homestar Runner](https://homestarrunner.com), All Rights Reserved. + +This program is licensed under the [MIT License](LICENSE). diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs index 4268a9d..137483b 100644 --- a/src/main.rs +++ b/src/main.rs @@ -12,6 +12,7 @@ struct Sbemails { struct Emails { number: u8, title: String, + content: String, } fn main() { @@ -23,5 +24,6 @@ fn main() { let sbemail = sbemails.emails.choose(&mut random_number).unwrap(); println!("sbemail number: {:?}", sbemail.number); println!("sbemail title: {:?}", sbemail.title); + println!("sbemail content: {:?}", sbemail.content); } diff --git a/src/sbemails.toml b/src/sbemails.toml index 471c9f4..a0f678b 100644 --- a/src/sbemails.toml +++ b/src/sbemails.toml @@ -1,628 +1,2715 @@ + [[emails]] number = 1 title = "some kinda robot" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing +gloves off before you go to bed? +Sincerely, +Abdi LaRue +San Diego, CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 2 title = "homsar" +content = """ +Hi Strong Bad, +If you hate Homsar so much, +why don't you kill him? +-Vinnie C. +""" + [[emails]] number = 3 title = "butt IQ" +content = """ +Dear Mr Bad, +How do you know if someone's butt is stupid? +I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test? +Crapfully yours, +Tyler +""" + [[emails]] number = 4 title = "homestar hair" +content = """ +Homestar Hair +downloading... +""" + [[emails]] number = 5 title = "making out" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad.., +Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend +won't... mostly because he's jealous of you. +I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang, +but nothing seems to work out. Please help +me Strong Bad... +Kissless in Santa Rosa +""" + [[emails]] number = 6 title = "depressio" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy , +Your fan, +Anthony +from South Gate CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 7 title = "halloweener" +content = """ +Dear Strongbad, +I want to have the bestest halloween +costume ever this year. How can I make +a strongbad costume? +With crap, +Ben from Ohio University +""" + [[emails]] number = 8 title = "brianrietta" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, +I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous +you are. I love the way you walk around without +your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I +was wondering if you would like to go +out sometime. Give me a call, Pom- +Pom has my number. + +Hopefully yours, +Brian +""" + [[emails]] number = 9 title = "i love you" +content = """ +i love u +-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf +""" + [[emails]] number = 10 title = "trevor the vampire" +content = """ +Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden +Maine and I was wondering if you could teach +me how to be as awesome as you. I am a +vampire and +""" + [[emails]] number = 11 title = "i rule" +content = """ +If you are so evil, how come you don't rule +the world or at least some kind of field? + +Mike, UK +""" + [[emails]] number = 12 title = "credit card" +content = """ +Dear Mr. Bad + +We regret to inform you that your credit card +has expired. To keep your account, we will need +you to send your old credit card number and +expiration date, as well as a new one so we can +make the change. We promise we are real and +not just trying to steal your money. + +John, and some other people +who aren't scam artists +""" + [[emails]] number = 13 title = "i she be" +content = """ +hey my name is great looking girl strong bad! +i she be your girlfriend. +""" + [[emails]] number = 14 title = "duck pond" +content = """ +dear strong bad, +do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding +the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are +your thoughts on this subject? + +your friend, +ron kiwi +""" + [[emails]] number = 15 title = "the basics" +content = """ +Dear strong bad, + +how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's. + +With crap, +T.J. +""" + [[emails]] number = 16 title = "band names" +content = """ +hey strong bad, +help us come up with a name for our band. i was +thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or +for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first +show tomorrow. +you rule +- dan +""" + [[emails]] number = 17 title = "studying" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls +me when I'm trying to study. What should I do? + +Crapfully yours, +Roy +""" + [[emails]] number = 18 title = "stand-up" +content = """ +dear strong bad, +ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any +stand up comidic stuff? + +crapfully crappy, +joe p. +""" + [[emails]] number = 19 title = "tape-leg" +content = """ +Dear strong bad, +my brothers are always telling me that your +legs are made of tape, is that true? +-Nicolas +""" + [[emails]] number = 20 title = "spring cleaning" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems +like a nice guy to me. +Caitlyn +""" + [[emails]] number = 21 title = "cartoon" +content = """ +dear mr bad +make a cartoon with only u in it and then +just u do the commentary +crapful +geroge +""" + [[emails]] number = 22 title = "sb_email 22" +content = """ +Hi Strong Bad, + +I'm from England. What do you think of +the English? + +Thank you, +Mark +""" + [[emails]] number = 23 title = "little animal" +content = """ +What would you do if a little animal came +up to you. + +crapfully yours, +Ashley and Anthony +""" + [[emails]] number = 24 title = "the bird" +content = """ +DEAR STRONG BAD, +IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE +OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON? +VERY CRAPFULLY: +PHYLO D +""" + [[emails]] number = 25 title = "super powers" +content = """ +Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your +forehead the source of all your super +powers? Or is it merely decorative? + +Aaron C. +""" + [[emails]] number = 26 title = "CGNU" +content = """ +dear strong bad, + +i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts +University, just like you. Please let me know +how i can accomplish this goal. +thank you. + +Margo +""" + [[emails]] number = 27 title = "3 wishes" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +If you had three wishes, what would the second +one be? + +Much Crap, +Brandon Hofer +Judson College +Elgin, IL +""" + [[emails]] number = 28 title = "1 step ahead" +content = """ +hello strong bad, +don't you think it would be funny if you glued +strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be... + +alex +medford, nj +""" + [[emails]] number = 29 title = "superhero name" +content = """ +Dear Strong bad: + +Why is it that your superhero name does not end +in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc... + +Your friend + +Stiny +""" + [[emails]] number = 30 title = "12:00" +content = """ +Strong Bad, +My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you +have any suggestions on how to fix it? + +Thankyou, +Cory Dewey-Smith +""" + [[emails]] number = 31 title = "sugarbob" +content = """ +DEAR STRONGBAD +MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE +BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T +KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL +HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN. +SINCERELY +YOUR JEALOUS FAN, +DANIEL +""" + [[emails]] number = 32 title = "flag day" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +Happy Flag Day! I bet you have a totally awesome +flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us. + +Your pal, +Pablo +Phoenix +""" + [[emails]] number = 33 title = "gimmicks" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +Do you remember when you would answer emails and +be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss +those days. + +With a lot of crap, + +Mike W +Everett, MA +""" + [[emails]] number = 34 title = "weird dream" +content = """ +what is the weirdest dream +you've ever had? + +-marie +""" + [[emails]] number = 35 title = "sisters" +content = """ +Strong Bad, +My sister and me think you are so cool. +Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us. +Yours, +Ali +""" + [[emails]] number = 36 title = "guitar" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad whats up? + +Can you play the Guitar? + +Derek Highet +Northern California +""" + [[emails]] number = 37 title = "dullard" +content = """ +Strong Bad, +How do I deal with the office dullard? +Jason +""" + [[emails]] number = 38 title = "helium" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +What do you sound like when you breathe helium? + +Shack +Whittier +""" + [[emails]] number = 39 title = "property of ones" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one +that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you? + +Dan Waters +Dallas, TX +""" + [[emails]] number = 40 title = "vacation" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +You must be a very busy man. You should think +about a vacation. + +Filled with crap, +BrothaCheese +""" + [[emails]] number = 41 title = "invisibility" +content = """ +strong bad, + +what would you do if you were +invisable for one day???? + +sin studly17 +""" + [[emails]] number = 42 title = "action figure" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +If someone made a Strong Bad +action figure, what kind of +awesome stuff would it be able +to do? + +Kyle Rechsteiner +San Mateo, CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 43 title = "little questions" +content = """ +Dear, Strong Bad! +Here is some little questions: +1. Has you some time play football? +2. How did you seen out when you was a +baby? +3. How did you think you came's to +seen out when you are wery old? + +Viklas +Sweden +""" + [[emails]] number = 44 title = "lures & jigs" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +When you go fishing, do you use any +sort of special lure or jig to +attract the fishs? + +David Jacobus +Astoria, NY +""" + [[emails]] number = 45 title = "techno" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at +all? If you do, what kind. + +Silent J +""" + [[emails]] number = 46 title = "your friends" +content = """ +WASSUP! + +YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN +YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS. + +ANDREW +""" + [[emails]] number = 47 title = "new hands" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, +If you had both your hands removed at +the wrists and could not have them +replaced with prosthetic hands, what +2 things would you have them replaced +with? + +- Ryan +Toronto +""" + [[emails]] number = 48 title = "ghosts" +content = """ +Yo yo, Strong Bad! + +Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia? + +Your Favorite Cowboys, +Josh, John & Doug +Nashville, TN +""" + [[emails]] number = 49 title = "theme party" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +I am the president of a fraternity, +and I was wondering if you would come +to our next party. It's gonna be a +theme party, so it won't happen for +awhile, until we can think of a good +theme. Can you think of one? Thanks. + +Matt, +Rochester, NY +""" + [[emails]] number = 50 title = "50 emails" +content = """ +Email #1 +Dear strong bad, +Can you please write a book about +come-back jokes! +Mike +Canada +""" + [[emails]] number = 51 title = "website" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad. + +I want to start a new website but I +don't have any ideas of what to do for +my website. I was wondering if you +could give me some ideas for my new +website. This website will be cool and +I'll e-mail you when I'm done. + +Sincerely Yours: +James +""" + [[emails]] number = 52 title = "island" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +What would you do if you where stuck +on an desert island with Homestar +Runner? + +Yami Yugi +England +""" + [[emails]] number = 53 title = "comic" +content = """ +Can you make a comic about my friends? +Tey are totally obsessed with you. +Their names are Virginia, Joy, +Kristen, and Jennifer. I would really +appriciate it. + +Thank You. + +Brittany +""" + [[emails]] number = 54 title = "morning routine" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad- + +Whats up? What is your morning +routine? + +Mike S. +Gibsonia, Pa +""" + [[emails]] number = 55 title = "cheat talk" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +I think the Cheat is the coolest +thing ever, but why can't I +understand him? Please tell the +Cheat to talk normal. + +Sincerely, + +Cory, North Dakota +""" + [[emails]] number = 56 title = "current status" +content = """ +Hey man, +I was just wondering what your +current status with the ladies is? + +Jordan Reynolds +New Hampshire +""" + [[emails]] number = 57 title = "japanese cartoon" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +what would you look like as a +japanese cartoon and what would +it be about? + +-james f. +""" + [[emails]] number = 58 title = "dragon" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, +Can you draw a dragon? I want to see +your skills of an artist. + +well, g2g, +kaizer +CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 59 title = "marzipan" +content = """ +Strong Bad, +So, if you're so good with the ladies, +how come I never see you with any? The +only female I've seen even near you is +Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to +like you very much. + +Ok, bye. +Emily C., Ohio +""" + [[emails]] number = 60 title = "huttah!" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +How come you never let The Cheat +answer any emails? + +Lasko +Milwaukee, WI +""" + [[emails]] number = 61 title = "monster truck" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +Do you ever do TV commercials for +Monster Truck Shows? I think you +would be great for the voiceovers. + +Your devoted fans, + +Stan and Loretta +""" + [[emails]] number = 62 title = "interview" +content = """ +What's up with Homsar? I know he's +weird and all, but don't you think we +deserve to know a bit more about him? +I think you should do an interview so +we can finally find out what his +deal is. + +Kerrek +PA +""" + [[emails]] number = 63 title = "fingers" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Why don't you add some fingers onto +your boxing gloves so that people +stop asking how you can type with +boxing gloves on? They wouldn't have +to be permanent. They'd be like the +phony antennae you buy at the joke store +or costume place. + +Yours, +Lee Conrad +Edmonton, Alberta +""" + [[emails]] number = 64 title = "english paper" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Right now I am putting off writing a +paper for my English class. Can you +write my Englilsh paper for me? I +don't even care if it's good or not, +I just don't want to do it. + +Kyle Smith, +Manhattan, Kansas +""" + [[emails]] number = 65 title = "unused emails" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, +I was wondering what you do with the +emails that don't get showed on the +weekly email. + +Dan Chase, +Aurora, Illinois +""" + [[emails]] number = 66 title = "the show" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +My friends and I are at a volleyball +tounament and we were wondering how +come homestar never does anything +funny anymore? + +your friend, +Tori From VA, TX +""" + [[emails]] number = 67 title = "autobiography" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad! +Have you ever considered writing a +biography on your life? I think it +would be a very cool idea since +everyone likes you anyway. I mean, +no one wants to read about a boring +person, like Strong Sad, or anything +like that. + +Dan, PA +""" + [[emails]] number = 68 title = "caper" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +Why don't you and The Cheat pull a +caper of some sort. It seems like +there has been little cooperation +between the two of you as of late. + +James +Detroit Mi +""" + [[emails]] number = 69 title = "personal favorites" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +You have done so many of these +e-mails which one would you say is +the best, or your personal favorite. + +Thanks, +HockeymanJ05 +""" + [[emails]] number = 70 title = "big white face" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +Why are you so mean to the guy with +the big white face and gray body? + +Jen C from Millbrae , CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 71 title = "2 emails" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, +I think that you should do more +e-mails every week. Like two. Then +we could have double the Strong Bad, +and double the fun. + +Jimmy, MN +""" + [[emails]] number = 72 title = "crazy cartoon" +content = """ +Hi strong bad! +I wanted to know what your craziest +cartoon would be like. Please make a +CRAZY cartoon. + +Your awesome friend monkeydude +""" + [[emails]] number = 73 title = "mascot" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +I was wondering what CGNU's mascot +is, and if they have any sports teams. +Thanks for the info. + +Ike +""" + [[emails]] number = 74 title = "privileges" +content = """ +Dear strongbad, +did you ever think about letting the +cheat have some other privaleges +since he helps you so much. + +from your friend crazyclemens +""" + [[emails]] number = 75 title = "funny" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +Respond to this E-Mail in the +funniest way ever. + +From Sam +""" + [[emails]] number = 76 title = "sibbie" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +You rock! Your are the most awesomest +thing ever, but how come you made a +song about fhqwhgads? Will you make +a song about me? + +Sibbie. +""" + [[emails]] number = 77 title = "suntan" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +I thought you looked cute as a +Japanese cartoon with the blue hair +and everything. ^_~ I was thinking +you might look even better if you got +out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've +heard that a nice tan really +helps your muscles stand out. + +Meg, +KS +""" + [[emails]] number = 78 title = "anything" +content = """ +hi Strong Bad, +have you ever made anything out of anything? +bye +Dan from FL +""" + [[emails]] number = 79 title = "the process" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +How long does it to answer an e-mail? +Can you show me the prosess? +Em. +""" + [[emails]] number = 80 title = "stunt double" +content = """ +Hello Strong Bad, +I'm a long time watcher first time +writer. I was wondering if you ever +use a stunt double. + +Your whatever, +Louis +""" + [[emails]] number = 81 title = "date" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +Here's a question for ya. What do +you think happens when Homestar and +Marzipan go on a date? + +Dynomite +Boston, MA +""" + [[emails]] number = 82 title = "impression" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +Could you please do your impression +of Strong Sad? + +Thanks, +Your friend +""" + [[emails]] number = 83 title = "labor day" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +I was wondering what you're doing +for Labor Day. + +Your friend, +Chrispy +Schenectady, NY +""" + [[emails]] number = 84 title = "kids' book" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +I was wondering if you have ever +thought of a children's book, +what it was about, and what kind of +words did you try to teach the kids. + +Your fan, +Steve Buttz +""" + [[emails]] number = 85 title = "2 years" +content = """ +Strong Bad, +I am going on a long trip and won't be +able to check out "Homestar Runner's +Website" for a long time. What do you +think the greatest advancement for +Strong Badia will be in the next 2 +years? + +Your Main Man, +E. Fullmer +""" + [[emails]] number = 86 title = "no loafing" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad! + +Whatever happened to that "No Loafing" +sign you used to have? + +Ryan, CO +""" + [[emails]] number = 87 title = "mile" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +Can you run a mile. + +-Seb +The Lodge, MN +""" + [[emails]] number = 88 title = "couch patch" +content = """ +is there a story behiend the patch +on the couch? if so, do tell! + +form, +your pal +""" + [[emails]] number = 89 title = "local news" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Does Strong Badia have its' own local +news even? If so, I hope it's better +than my local news. + +Sincerely, +Dan D. Tallahassee, FL +""" + [[emails]] number = 90 title = "colonization" +content = """ +Hi Strong Bad! + +Do you celebrate thanksgiving +normally? Or do you have special +traditions for when Strong Badia was +first colonized? What's the story +about? + +From your Buddy, +Shana Ma. +Los Angeles, CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 91 title = "caffeine" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +It must be really annoying living +with someone as whiny as Strong Sad. +Why don't you slip him some caffeine? + +Justin +Murfreesboro, TN +""" + [[emails]] number = 92 title = "kind of cool" +content = """ +Hey strong bad, +Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin +what it would be like if you weren't +the stylish, buff, handsome man in a +wrestling mask that you are. + +Your devoted fan, +Jordan +""" + [[emails]] number = 93 title = "army" +content = """ +Hey strong bad, +Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin +what it would be like if you weren't +the stylish, buff, handsome man in a +wrestling mask that you are. + +Your devoted fan, +Jordan +""" + [[emails]] number = 94 title = "video games" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +I was just wondering what you would +be like in a video game and what it +would be like. + +From, +Taylor R. +Queen Creek, AZ +""" + [[emails]] number = 95 title = "the bet" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Do you ever go over to The King of +Town's place for dinner? If so, +what's it like? + +Chris +Ann Arbor, Michigan +""" + [[emails]] number = 96 title = "lackey" +content = """ +Hey yo there Strong Bad! +I was wondering why The Cheat is such +a diligent lackey. Did you save his +life one time and now he has to repay +you? + +Steve +Victoria, BC +""" + [[emails]] number = 97 title = "monument" +content = """ +Hey there Strong Bad! +I was thinking since so many people +and ladies think you're SUPER COOL, +why not build a monument to yourself +for all to enjoy? + +Another fan, +Kaitlin G. +""" + [[emails]] number = 98 title = "stupid stuff" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, + +I think you should make Homestar say +stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious! + +Sincerely, +Kevin Grumbles +""" + [[emails]] number = 99 title = "different town" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +I just wondering, if you had a chance +to make your town different, what +would you do? + +Sincerley +Steven WV +""" + [[emails]] number = 100 title = "flashback" +content = """ +Hey there, Strong Bad! +I was wondering. How long have you +known Homestar? Is there some sort of +flashback that could describe how +and when you guys met? +Your Fan, +Jon, NH +""" + [[emails]] number = 101 title = "car" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Do you Have a car If you do what Kind +of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt? + +From Kyle +in West Point , NY (Military Base) +""" + [[emails]] number = 102 title = "lunch special" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, +Get Bubs to give out free luncch +specials and I'll show you a hot girl. + +Sincerly, +Someone +""" + [[emails]] number = 103 title = "haircut" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Dude, who cuts your hair? It's +sooo coull. I can't decide what to +do with mine, any suggestions? + +Harry Earlenmacherg +Düsseldorf +""" + [[emails]] number = 104 title = "theme park" +content = """ +Dear strong bad, +you are the coolest, any way onto +buisness. i think that you should +make your own theme park. + +crapfully crap, +Rafael FL. +""" + [[emails]] number = 105 title = "replacement" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Have you ever thought who will take +your place when you retire? + +Your friend, +Jeffrey Desterhoft +""" + [[emails]] number = 106 title = "dangeresque 3" +content = """ +hi there strong bad, + +i was just wondering, when is +dangeresque 3 comeing out? + +yours truly, +john newell, on +""" + [[emails]] number = 107 title = "cheatday" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +what did you do for the Cheat's +birthday party +""" + [[emails]] number = 108 title = "pom pom" +content = """ +Dear Strongbad, + +What would happen if you poked +Pom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I +haven't seen him around in a while? + +Kevin +OH +""" + [[emails]] number = 109 title = "crying" +content = """ +YO Yo Strongbad, +Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you +have ever made homestar cry. +DJ Solerous Australia +""" + [[emails]] number = 110 title = "for kids" +content = """ +Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad, +I've been wondering if you ever +thought of making your own television +series? Kids everywhere would love +you, and your awesomeness. + +Allison , NJ +""" + [[emails]] number = 111 title = "other days" +content = """ +dear strong bad, +what do you do on all the other days +of the week? +sincerely, +brian holmes CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 112 title = "old comics" +content = """ +hey SB, +why does the king of town have a +poopsmith? + +your friend, +zack +west islip, NY +""" + [[emails]] number = 113 title = "pizzaz" +content = """ +Hey Strong Bad, +I'd like to know...what is the secret +to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool? + +peace out dawg foo gangsta yo +Ryan N. +""" + [[emails]] number = 114 title = "the facts" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, + +I was just wondering, why doesn't +Strong Mad have his own cartoon? + +Your fan, +Jess G. OH +""" + [[emails]] number = 115 title = "time capsule" +content = """ +dear STRONG bad, +you are extremely awesome but how are +you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre +dead? why not make a time capsule of +stuff filled with stuff about you to +be opened in at least X0 years. +please answer this, +sam concord california +""" + [[emails]] number = 116 title = "extra plug" +content = """ +Dear S to the B, +I noticed that you always have an +extra plug socket open under your +desk. Isn't there something cool you +could plug in there? +Simcity, +Justin Corcoran, MASS +""" + [[emails]] number = 117 title = "montage" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Why don't you creat a montage? + +Steve +Surf City, NJ +""" + [[emails]] number = 118 title = "virus" +content = """ +ert+ +y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh +Strong ba15456`-------++++++gf ++++++-//==========/*8901ikg +""" + [[emails]] number = 119 title = "animal" +content = """ +subject: made up animal + +Dear Strong Bad, +What would you like as if you were your own made up +animal +Sincerely, +Spud Jr. +""" + [[emails]] number = 120 title = "radio" +content = """ +subject: radio + +Dear Strong Bad, +My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give +them any pointers on what they can say/do on their show? +bowing to you +Fraser, Scotland +""" + [[emails]] number = 121 title = "part-time job" +content = """ +subject: besides.. + +Dear Strongbad, +Do you do anything besides checking emails? + +Sincerely, Hunter +""" + [[emails]] number = 122 title = "dreamail" +content = """ +subject: Perfect email + +Hey StrongBad +I was just wondering: what do you look for in an email? +Another words, describe that dream email that you would like +to recieve one day. +With lots of anticipation, +Danny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL +""" + [[emails]] number = 123 title = "origins" +content = """ +subject: a sticky question... + +Dear Strong bad, +I have recently been wondering about the origin of the +stick. Has it always been a good place for hanging out and +making rendezvous? + +Luke, Eau Claire, WI +""" + [[emails]] number = 124 title = "secret recipes" +content = """ +subject: family recipes + +Dear Strong Bad, +When we grow up we want to be chefs. We wanted to know +if you had any secret family recipes that you would want +to share with us so....we can make them! + +-Melissa and Hillary (from NJ) +""" + [[emails]] number = 125 title = "rock opera" +content = """ +subject: rock opera + +Strong Bad, +I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You +simply owe it to society. What should it be about? +That's up to you. +Best Wishes, +Anonymous Contributor +Gambier, OH +""" + [[emails]] number = 126 title = "best thing" +content = """ +subject: What's the best... + +Dear Strong Bad, +How you doin'? I have three quick questions... +1. What's the best thing you've ever seen? +2. What's the best thing you've ever done? +3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten? + +Later, +Albin J. (from Maryland) +""" + [[emails]] number = 127 title = "long pants" +content = """ +subject: Homestar's pants + +Dear Strongbad, +Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of +creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time. +Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some +parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe +some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants! +Tootles! +Clancy +""" + [[emails]] number = 128 title = "rampage" +content = """ +subject: Overdue rampage + +Der Ong-stray Ad-bay, +I thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a +rampage. +Sincerely Peter, +""" + [[emails]] number = 129 title = "garage sale" +content = """ +subject: garage sale=money! + +hey strong bad! +I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean +think of all da things you could get with all that money... + +cat (yeah that's my real name) +""" + [[emails]] number = 130 title = "do over" +content = """ +subject: Just wondering... + +Dear Strongbad, +What would you do different, if you could do it all over +again? + +Crapfully yours, +Richie Z +Can-A-Duh +""" + [[emails]] number = 131 title = "boring (really)" +content = """ +subject: bored... + +Dear Strongbad, +Does it ever get boring where you live? Right now I am +bored out of my mind. + +With lots of crap, +Callie, Lake Jackson, TX +""" + [[emails]] number = 132 title = "modeling" +content = """ +subject: modeling + +dear STRONG BAD!!!!! +i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever +considered doing some modeling? +Yours truuly, +Meghan, Albuquerque +""" + [[emails]] number = 133 title = "bottom 10" +content = """ +subject: Bottom 10 + +To Weak Bad +What is your bottom 10? +From someone stronger than you +""" + [[emails]] number = 134 title = "record book" +content = """ +subject: records + +dear strong bad, +i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so, +what for? +nathan, tx +""" + [[emails]] number = 135 title = "lady...ing" +content = """ +subject: Ladies... + +Dear Strongest of the Bads, +We are two desperate losers who could never get any +ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us +any tips on lady...ing. +Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever, +Lorenzo and Fillbert +""" + [[emails]] number = 136 title = "geddup noise" +content = """ +subject: question + +What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it +was cool. + +Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ +""" + [[emails]] number = 137 title = "bedtime story" +content = """ +subject: Bed-time Stories + +Hello Strong Bad, +I can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering, +you know, if you would tell me a bedtime story. +Good Night. +- Justin Wagley +Keller, TX +""" + [[emails]] number = 138 title = "space program" +content = """ +subject: space program + +Dear Strongbad, +Does Strongbadia have a space program? +Doo doo crap, +Ryan +Raleigh, NC +""" + [[emails]] number = 139 title = "portrait" +content = """ +subject: portrait + +Dear Strong Bad- +I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody +paint a portrait of your greatness. +guess what, it's- +Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio) +Texas +""" + [[emails]] number = 140 title = "high school" +content = """ +Subject: high school + +Hey Strong bad! +What were you like during highschool? +Sincerely, +Patrick Cowiche WA +""" + [[emails]] number = 141 title = "death metal" +content = """ +subject: death metal + +Dear Strong Bad, +I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need +of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound +really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs? +Dane +Corvallis, OR +""" + [[emails]] number = 142 title = "secret identity" +content = """ +subject: none + +Dear Strongbad, +Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that +would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have. +Chris +Laramie, Wy +""" + [[emails]] number = 143 title = "technology" +content = """ +subject: little help, please + +Dear Strong Bad; +I'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really +appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I +could use for my new classes. Thanks. +Jay +Oswego NY +""" + [[emails]] number = 144 title = "narrator" +content = """ +subject: narration + +Have you ever been the narrator for a movie? + +Grant Gossman from Minnesota. +""" + [[emails]] number = 145 title = "myths & legends" +content = """ +subject: Hey Strongbad! + +Hey Strongbad, +Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or +Legendary Legends? +Cephas +Cornwall, CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 146 title = "pop-up" +content = """ +subject: dream book + +Dear Strong Bad, +I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad +pop-up book. It was the book of my dreams. +Kat +Spokane, Wash. +""" + [[emails]] number = 147 title = "lady fan" +content = """ +subject: extra cool + +Dear Strong Bad, +My new lady fan does not like you so much. Should I +just call it quits now or can you do something extra special +cool to impress her? +Buck Webb +Houston, Tejas +""" + [[emails]] number = 148 title = "disconnected" +content = """ +subject: sb!!!! + +Dear Strong Bad, +If your head got disconnected and your head was rolling +all over the place and you didn't even know were your +body is or your head, what would you do? +Jenny +""" + [[emails]] number = 149 title = "candy product" +content = """ +subject: Candy + +Dear Strongbad +I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a +chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product... +or food thing... to sell.............. +From somone thats not homestarrunnner +""" + [[emails]] number = 150 title = "alternate universe" +content = """ +subject: alternate univer$e + +Dear Strong Bad, +Got some ?'s for you: +1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars? +2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in +an alternate universe somehow? +Jody (not a girl), TX +""" + [[emails]] number = 151 title = "senior prom" +content = """ +subject: prom + +Dear Strong Bad, +I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom. +If so, what was it like? +Matt M. WA +""" + [[emails]] number = 152 title = "isp" +content = """ +subject: ISP + +Dear Strong Bad, +Since you answer emails, you must have some sort of +internet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in +Strong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive? +Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world, +Gary, UK +""" + [[emails]] number = 153 title = "redesign" +content = """ +subject: keeping life exciting + +dear strong bad, +dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue +paint. + +jamie ericson canada +""" + [[emails]] number = 154 title = "keep cool" +content = """ +subject: Oh man,,, + +How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over +here. What do you do to keep cool? + +Tom B +Sunnyvale, CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 155 title = "theme song" +content = """ +subject: theme song + +Dear Super Bad, +It bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song. +If it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole +lot cooler. +Jonathan Shaheen +Ontario, Canada +""" + [[emails]] number = 156 title = "road trip" +content = """ +subject: road trip + +Dear Fatty bad, +Do you ever go on road trips with your gang? + +That guy, from that place +""" + [[emails]] number = 157 title = "trading cards" +content = """ +subject: Trading Stong-gum + +Hey Strongbad- +You should have trading cards...With a stick of gum in them. +Nerdly yours, +Daniel, +N.S. CANADA +""" + [[emails]] number = 158 title = "cliffhangers" +content = """ +subject: cliffhangers + +Dear Strong Bad, +Resolve all the cliffhangers please. + +Thanks, +Jake +""" + [[emails]] number = 159 title = "retirement" +content = """ +dearest strong bad +do you remember the email that you deleted +the hardest +sincerly +josh +oakland +""" + [[emails]] number = 160 title = "coloring" +content = """ +subject: bad crayon namers + +Dear awesome, +have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...??? +-much love +Ter +Andover,MN +""" + [[emails]] number = 161 title = "4 branches" +content = """ +subject: stupidest + +Hey Strong Bad +I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar +ever did, said, or imagined??? +ur biggest fan +Spanky elgrondo N.Y. +""" + [[emails]] number = 162 title = "the chair" +content = """ +subject: the chair. +D to the ear Strong Bad, +That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. +When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, +office manager-style comfy computer chair? +Yours truely, +Keith, PA +""" + [[emails]] number = 163 title = "what i want" +content = """ +subject: decemberween + +Dear Strongbad, +What do you want for Decemberween? +your holiday spirit +Talon Jendro +Des Moines, IA +""" + [[emails]] number = 164 title = "looking old" +content = """ +subject: looking old? + +Dear Strongbad, +You really do look old, how old are you anyways? + +Your faithful fan, +Andy Hsiao, Taiwan +""" + [[emails]] number = 165 title = "strong badathlon" +content = """ +subject: the cheat + +Strong bad, +For a long time i've been wondering.... How far can you +throw the cheat? If you don't want to do that, could you +beat the crud out of homestar for no reason? + +Lewis Rudkin +Essex, England. +""" + [[emails]] number = 166 title = "unnatural" +content = """ +subject: storms + +Hey Strongbad, + +'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia +ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff? +""" + [[emails]] number = 167 title = "the movies" +content = """ +subject: movie + +Dear Strong Bad, + I was at the movies last night and this little girl behind me +wouldn't shut up! has that ever happened to you? +Cooper +Franklin TN. +""" + [[emails]] number = 168 title = "your funeral" +content = """ +subject: funeral + +Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad, +What do you think your funeral would be like? +Sincerely Yours, +Bibendum +""" + [[emails]] number = 169 title = "from work" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +If you could have any job in the whole +world, regardless of how much it pays, what +would you have? +From The Nitwon +""" + [[emails]] number = 170 title = "rough copy" +content = """ +subject: comics + +Dear Strongbad, +I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat. +But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and +the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd +send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested. +-Malinko- +""" + [[emails]] number = 171 title = "underlings" +content = """ +subject: Handling Smelly Underling? + +Dear Strong Bad, +I am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one +of my underlings about their stench. As the foremost +expert in dealing with smelly underlings, I ask you, what is +the best way to go about this? I wish to do this with +some tact & professionalism. +Sincerely, +PlasticDiverGuy +Dartmouth, Nova Scotia +""" + [[emails]] number = 172 title = "more armies" +content = """ +subject: Strong Badia's Army + +Mr Strong Bad +I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army. +Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information +that could assist. +Yours, +Paul, Perth +Western Australia +""" + [[emails]] number = 173 title = "the paper" +content = """ +subject: The Paper... + +Dear Strongbad, +Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best +moment that you had with the paper? +Thank You +Kyle Williams +North Ogden, Utah +""" + [[emails]] number = 174 title = "mini-golf" +content = """ +subject: miniature golf course + +Helllooooooo Strongbad, +I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf +course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia +had a miniature golf course. +Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon, +Somebody noone cares about in IA +""" + [[emails]] number = 175 title = "concert" +content = """ +subject: concert + +Hey Strong Bad, +Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type +of concert was it? +Your Dragon, +Trogdor *smiley face* +""" + [[emails]] number = 176 title = "hygiene" +content = """ +subject: hygiene movie + +Dear Strongbad, +In 5th grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie. I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version. +Your friend, +John Katulla +""" + [[emails]] number = 177 title = "original" +content = """ +subject: Another Actor + +Hails and Horns Strong Bad ,\\m/ +Have you ever been watching your favorite shows and +sequels, and suddenly realized that your favorite character +has been unscrupulously replaced with another actor? +Nicholas & Antonio +Lansing, Michigan +""" + [[emails]] number = 178 title = "bike thief" +content = """ +subject: bike thieves + +Hey Strong Bad, +I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being +stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out +how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike? +Virginia +MI +""" + [[emails]] number = 179 title = "pizza joint" +content = """ +subject: sbemails!! + +Hey there Strong Bad, +As a typical college girl I was wondering if there is a +pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...you know, if me and +my girls wanted to come hang out sometime. +Hopeful in Pennsylvania, +Daphne +""" + [[emails]] number = 180 title = "slumber party" +content = """ +subject: slumber parties + +Dear Strong Bad, +I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a +lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber +parties should one attend or ignore? +Sincerely, +Thomas O. from NY +""" + [[emails]] number = 181 title = "web comics" +content = """ +subject: story ideas + +Hey Strong Bad, +Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web +comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions +for us. Thanks a lot +Gunkiller +Standing right behind you +""" + [[emails]] number = 182 title = "business trip" +content = """ +subject: have you ever? PLEASE!! + +Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or +something serious? think about it. + +-ROXY~VA +""" + [[emails]] number = 183 title = "yes, wrestling" +content = """ +subject: none + +Dear awesome Strong Bad. +Could you please show us some of your awesome wrestling +moves. +Gardenboy +Bfn SA +""" + [[emails]] number = 184 title = "diorama" +content = """ +subject: Diorama + +Hey Strong Bad, +I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year. +I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle +School Appropriate", or whatever. Got any tips? +Molly T. +Charlotte, N.C. +""" + [[emails]] number = 185 title = "nightlife" +content = """ +subject: strong bad email + +Hey mr S to the B +I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia? +What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to +check out? +Somekindaguy +Josh CO +""" + [[emails]] number = 186 title = "environment" +content = """ +subject: high time + +Dear Strong Bad, +We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and +I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to +help the environment. This is your planet too, you know. +Lyd and Jules, +ID and MO, respectively +""" + [[emails]] number = 187 title = "winter pool" +content = """ +subject: drained pool + +Dear Strong Bad, +What do you do with the pool during the winter? Do you +drain it and use it for skateboarding or something? + +-J.Hazard, IN +""" + [[emails]] number = 188 title = "fan club" +content = """ +subject: Sbemail Fan Club? + +Does your e-mail show have it''s own fan club? Whose the +president of it? And what do they do? +Best regards, +David, Northern Ireland. +""" + [[emails]] number = 189 title = "pet show" +content = """ +subject:pet show + +Haihai Strong Bad +Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show? +Have fun, +Sarah, QLD +""" + [[emails]] number = 190 title = "licensed" +content = """ +subject: famous + +Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now, +but why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the +strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong +Bad in my day, come on man help me out! +From yours truly +Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving +""" + [[emails]] number = 191 title = "buried" +content = """ +subject: Ancient Ruins? + +Dear Strong Bad, +Do you know whether or not there are ancient ruins +buried deep under Strong Badia? +Thanks, +Paul M. Pasquella +""" + [[emails]] number = 192 title = "shapeshifter" +content = """ +subject: email + +Dear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waht would you +turn into? +From Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Washington +""" + [[emails]] number = 193 title = "rated" +content = """ +subject: Fav Movie? +Dear Strong Bad, +What is your favorite movie, and why? And where, if applicable. +Sincerely +L. Eftformat +""" + [[emails]] number = 194 title = "specially marked" +content = """ +subject: cerial box toys + +Hey ho, Strongbad. +What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked +cerial boxes? +PB +Over the hills +""" + [[emails]] number = 195 title = "love poems" +content = """ +subject: love poem + +Dear Mr. Strong [Bad], +I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with +my words which I speak. Will you help me write a love poem? +Sincerely, +Just Another Hopeless Romantic +""" + [[emails]] number = 196 title = "hiding" +content = """ +subject: hide n seek + +Dear Dude, +What is your awesome hiding place whenever you play +hide n' seek. I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and +noone can find you right. +Awesomely Yours, +Dude 1 +Scarlet, MO +""" + [[emails]] number = 197 title = "your edge" +content = """ +subject: a little concerned + +Hey Strongbad- +I'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge. I +heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in +a while. +Yours, etc +Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA +""" + [[emails]] number = 198 title = "magic trick" +content = """ +subject: Srongbad email + +Hey. I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do +a magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some +day. Her are a tips to you: Take homestar runner in a box +and take a saw and saw him. +From Agnes in sweden! +""" + [[emails]] number = 199 title = "being mean" +content = """ +subject: being nice + +Dear Strong Bad, +I know you think being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach +my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about +being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the +best choice. Thanks! +-Nice Dad +""" + [[emails]] number = 200 title = "email thunder" +content = """ +subject: college girls? + +Dear Homestar, +Me and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool. +All the college dorm girls at MO +Hannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber, +and all the rest of use +""" + [[emails]] number = 201 title = "hremail 3184" +content = """ +subject: coolness + +Dear Strong Bad, +What was the coolest explosion you ever saw? + +From, +Kelly +USA +""" + [[emails]] number = 202 title = "imaginary" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +my brother had a friend over today and he drove +me crazy!! What should I do about it? + +Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI +""" + [[emails]] number = 203 title = "independent" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film +festival? +-=Evil Gif=- +Phoenix, Arizona +""" + [[emails]] number = 204 title = "dictionary" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +You are the superest, awesomest guy ever. That +makes you sawesome. Do you have a Strong Badian +dictionary fo your own words? +Sincerely Yours, +Costrick +""" + [[emails]] number = 205 title = "videography" +content = """ +To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad) +I'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire +a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could +you use all your skills and powers and take on such +a task? I want it to look real nice. +Robert McSwain +Video Media Technologist +ITS Department +""" + [[emails]] number = 206 title = "sbemail 206" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +Do you enloy reasing? +I do two! How 'bou? +-The Tawdry Man +""" + [[emails]] number = 207 title = "too cool" +content = """ +Dear SB, +Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the +Characters section? Is he too cool to be on +camera? +Woefully yours, +Kristian WithaK +""" + [[emails]] number = 208 title = "the next april fools thing" +content = """ +Dear Strong Bad, +what do you do to keep up your personal +motivation and inspiration? +Sincerely, Mollie B. +""" + [[emails]] number = 209 title = "parenting" +content = """ +S to the Bad, +I'm about to become a Dad but I don't know the +first thing about raising a kid. Do you have +any tips or suggestions on how best to care for +a baby? +Mike +Riverview, FL +"""